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maddieatsbrains:

The morning sun does strange things to my eyes.


It makes them even more beautiful

maddieatsbrains:

The morning sun does strange things to my eyes.

It makes them even more beautiful
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diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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clockworknite:

I will NEVER be sorry for this.

clockworknite:

I will NEVER be sorry for this.

(via dickk-fil-a)

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riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

imseriousthorletmetasteyou:

takemetothedungeons:

#butt chains #i still don’t understand #are his hips that deadly#is he going to twerk his way out of this if you don’t contain the booty#we just don’t know

obviously you havent seen the snake hips






My ovaries ;____;
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vvomble:

YES. FINALLY. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU STINKING MEME OF A BITCH. YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED. I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GO BACK TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELLISH MEMES YOU CAME FROM. “SUCH DOGE. VERY DOGE. WOW” WILL FINALLY BE ABOLISHED. THE CRUELTY MANKIND SUFFERED FOR YOUR STINKING VERY MUCH WOW SHIT WILL HAVE TO ENDURE NO MORE. GOOD RIDDANCE DOGE 

vvomble:

YES. FINALLY. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU STINKING MEME OF A BITCH. YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED. I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GO BACK TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELLISH MEMES YOU CAME FROM. “SUCH DOGE. VERY DOGE. WOW” WILL FINALLY BE ABOLISHED. THE CRUELTY MANKIND SUFFERED FOR YOUR STINKING VERY MUCH WOW SHIT WILL HAVE TO ENDURE NO MORE. GOOD RIDDANCE DOGE 

(Source: vvomble, via dickk-fil-a)

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demonhunting:

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE AND THE LOOK OR TERROR ON THE KID’S FACE AS THEY TRY TO MAKE NOISE BUT THEY JUST VIBRATE DEAR GOD

(Source: dutchster, via dickk-fil-a)

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kfc-official:

spooking-not-treating:

so i was really bored and decided to put on lipstick buT NOW I CAN’T GET IT OFF AND CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE

no pic no help

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ohnotonchi:

Oh my god no
Nononono
Bought PTV’s Collide With The Sky album and it won’t download now because it has some kind of error.
Y
Y
Y
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No, seriously, how do I fix that?